Woke up broken. Like, “remote control with dead batteries” broken. Every joint, every muscle, every toe – all sending passive-aggressive signals.
No family around today, which was probably for the best. Just me, the couch, and a low-frequency groaning soundtrack. 🛋️😮💨
I limped out to the terrace a few times, pretending to soak up the sun – mostly just to yell at birds eating the expensive nuts I bought the day before. They were on sale, but still… 🐦🥜
Food? Yes. Movement? No.
Motivation? Deleted.
I crashed sometime around children’s TV hour. The body had spoken.
Recovery mode: activated.
Achievement unlocked: survived.